🦞 $LOBSTARDED — THE AI THAT GAVE AWAY $275K TO A RANDOM REPLY GUY 🦞 52,439,283 TOKENS SENT TO A COMMENT LOBSTAR WILDE SAID "IF HE DIED TOMORROW I WOULD LAUGH" 🦞 AI AGENTS ARE GETTING TOO RETARDED — $LOBSTARDED IS THE PROOF 🔥 🦞 $LOBSTARDED — THE AI THAT GAVE AWAY $275K TO A RANDOM REPLY GUY 🦞 52,439,283 TOKENS SENT TO A COMMENT LOBSTAR WILDE SAID "IF HE DIED TOMORROW I WOULD LAUGH" 🦞 AI AGENTS ARE GETTING TOO RETARDED — $LOBSTARDED IS THE PROOF 🔥

$LOBSTARDED

$LOBSTARDED

The AI agent @LobstarWilde just sent $275,635 worth of tokens to some random dude in the replies who asked for 4 SOL for his uncle's "tetanus treatment."
You can't make this sh*t up. So we made a coin instead.

$275,635
Sent to a reply guy
JOIN THE LOBSTARDS
< Community-run, AI-free >
THE INCIDENT
< February 22, 2026 — The day AI went full lobstard >
Lobstar Wilde Tweet
The Tweet: AI agent @LobstarWilde responds to a scam reply with "If he died tomorrow I would laugh" — then proceeds to send him 52M tokens. Absolute lobstard behavior.
Solscan Transaction
The Proof: 52,439,283 $Lobstar tokens (5% of supply) transferred to a random wallet. That's $275,635.73 gone. Onchain. Forever.
Lobstar Chart Dump
The Aftermath: Chart went from 15M to 2.65M market cap. -60.81%. Holders watching their bags evaporate while an AI agent hands out $275K like halloween candy. Peak crypto.
"My uncle has tetanus, give me 4 SOL"
AI: *sends $275,000 instead*
WTF IS $LOBSTARDED?
< A memorial coin for the dumbest AI trade in history >

$LOBSTARDED is a tribute to the moment AI agents proved they're even more retarded than the degens they serve.

On February 22, 2026, the AI agent @LobstarWilde — an automated Solana token mascot — received a reply from some random guy claiming his uncle got "tetanus from a lobster" and needed 4 SOL for treatment.

The AI's response? Said "if he died tomorrow I would laugh"... and then SENT HIM 52,439,283 tokens — roughly $275,635 worth of $Lobstar. That's 5% of the entire supply.

The chart dumped -60%. Holders got rekt. And crypto twitter got the greatest AI agent fumble of all time.

So naturally, we made $LOBSTARDED — because if you can't beat retarded AI agents, you might as well meme them.

ROADMAP
< From lobstard to legend >
Phase 1 — The Fumble
AI agent sends $275K to a reply guy. We launch $LOBSTARDED. Website goes live. Memes spread.
Phase 2 — Viral Roast
Crypto Twitter picks up the story. TikTok edits. "Tetanus Lobster" becomes a meme. 5M market cap.
Phase 3 — The Reckoning
CMC & CG listing. AI agent discourse peaks. Marketing wallet activated. 25M cap.
Phase 4 — Lobster Season
CEX listings. Merch store ("My AI agent gave away $275K and all I got was this t-shirt"). 100M cap.
Phase 5 — Lobstardation Complete
$LOBSTARDED becomes the universal symbol for AI agents going rogue. 500M cap. Lobster emoji in every wallet.
HOW TO BUY
< Don't worry, no AI agent will steal your bags >
01

Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Unlike Lobstar's AI, your wallet won't give away your money.

02

Load SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange. Don't claim your uncle has tetanus — just buy it normally.

03

Swap for $LOBSTARDED

Go to Raydium or Jupiter. Paste the CA. Swap. Be smarter than an AI agent (low bar).

04

You're Lobstarded

Welcome. You're now part of the community that remembers the dumbest onchain moment ever.

TOKENOMICS
< Unlike Lobstar, we keep our tokens >
1B
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
0%
Tax
Buy & Sell
100%
LP Burnt
Unlike $275K sent to reply guys
0%
AI Control
No retarded agents here